If Each Zodiac Sign Was a PMS Stage: Laughter, Crying, and Disappearance

The truth is, Premenstrual Syndrome can be a real emotional roller coaster—and like everything in life, astrology might offer a little insight. Ever wondered how each zodiac sign would act if it were a PMS phase? Some go full-on drama, others completely vanish, and some just want a tub of ice cream and absolute peace. Let’s laugh a little with this temperamental horoscope! Up next, discover what it would be like if each zodiac sign were a stage of PMS.

If Each Zodiac Sign Were a PMS Stage

Aries
If PMS had a zodiac sign, it would be Aries! Any little thing can set off an explosion. A misplaced lid? Boom—total meltdown. And let’s face it: Aries’ impulsive problem-solving style matches the irritation that flares up out of nowhere… and disappears just as fast.

Taurus
During Taurian PMS, emotions go straight to the stomach. And don’t you dare mess with someone peacefully eating chocolate! This phase includes major laziness, wanting to stay in bed all day, and plenty of food delivery orders. Oh—and affection is always welcome.

Gemini
Gemini PMS is a full-blown emotional loop. One moment you’re cracking up at a meme, the next you’re crying over a video of a kitten. If you live with a Gemini during this time, patience is key—everything can flip in a second.

Cancer
During Cancerian PMS, sensitivity is sky-high. If no one asks how their day was? Cue the drama. Every memory becomes a tearjerker. But there’s also a sweet side that just wants a hug and a little attention.

Leo
Leo’s PMS turns even minor neglect into a full-blown soap opera. Skip a compliment on a new hairstyle or ignore a playful jab? Prepare for an Oscar-worthy meltdown. Deep down, it’s all about wanting to feel adored and appreciated, rightfully so.

Virgo
Virgo’s PMS is practical and extremely critical. Everything is wrong: how the towel was folded, someone’s tone of voice, invisible dirt on the floor. They’ll get irritated, clean the whole house, and then cry quietly afterward. Efficiency meets emotion.

Libra
Libran PMS is ruled by indecision. Do you want sweet or salty? Hugs or solitude? To reply or leave it on read? Every choice is a mini-crisis. Still, their sweetness and desire to please others remain—even if they’re a mess inside.

Scorpio
With Scorpio PMS, the vibe turns intense. Emotions erupt, and feelings take over. Expect sudden jealousy, suspicion, and the urge to cut people off. But it’s also a powerful time to uncover hidden truths and dig deep into what really matters.

Sagittarius
Sagittarius during PMS? Backpack on, disappearing act activated. The urge to escape is real—responsibilities, annoying people, pointless drama. Even so, they try to keep the mood light, even if it’s all just for show.

Capricorn
Capricorns try to keep it together during PMS—on the outside, all looks fine. Inside? Total emotional chaos. Since they hate losing control, they over-rationalize everything and push themselves too hard. Classic Capricorn.

Aquarius
Aquarian PMS is all about disappearing from the world. If you try to start a conversation, don’t be surprised if you’re ignored. But this distance is just a way of processing emotions without blowing up. Then, they come back like nothing happened.

Pisces
Finally, Pisces PMS is a mix of drama, tears, and full-on escapism. Sad songs become life’s soundtrack. Still, it’s a time of deep emotional connection—and maybe even inspiration.

Whether it’s Scorpios’ intensity or Gemini’s emotional chaos, each sign experiences PMS in their way. So before judging—or being too hard on yourself—remember: everyone feels it differently.